Weak Spots

I will tell you over and over again never to let your guard down. Always analyze what your wife is saying because you never know what goes around that sly mind this time around. Something sneaky is still cooking up in their minds to mess with a man’s vulnerability. She may offer you half of her Twix but would slice it up vertically instead of the usual way, leaving you with a thinner chocolate bar and a half-baked chocolate experience. These wives really know how to hit their man where it hurts, and they have to be given credit for that.

Pre-Morning Mayhem Contract

Waking up in the morning is so hard for most of us, especially if you got so exhausted the day before. Early mornings have this certain feel that would make you want to roll on your bed and fall back to sleep. Alarms are pretty handy, but they will eventually turn into our worst enemy in the morning, it’s either you wake up cranky, or the alarm fails to do its job, and you end up waking up hours after then you’re supposed to. We certainly learned from that and resorted to our back-up, which is the human alarm and in the case of this couple, the husband. Being a human alarm is not an easy job as well, if you have to wake up someone, then chances are that person is a pain in the butt to wake up. That’s why this contract is very essential for this couple to avoid early morning rumble. If this still doesn’t work, maybe they should get a lawyer to make everything official.

Fear Factor

Everyone has fears in life, and who knows a man’s fear better than his wife? A bulky and strong man may be just as terrified of cockroaches as the next person. As strong as one might seem, there will always be a few things that can break those walls aside; one of those fears can even be the wives themselves. From simple fears like clowns and tarantulas to deeper fears like death and bankruptcy, it always is easier to face someone there. This is why you should be wary about making your wife mad; she could very well put a tarantula on your banana bunch the next minute.

A Delicious Meal

Gone are the days when the only job women get is cooking and cleaning for their loving families. But if they actually do cook for them, why not mix in a tad bit of humor along with it? In this way, what the man eats lies in the hands of the woman. The woman may have a culinary or finance degree and still be able to cook up something tasty for her husband either way. A hearty and meaty lasagna might be given one day, and a banana and two eggs in the shape of his genitals may be given at the next. The woman’s power is keeping the man at the edge of his seat, never expecting what is coming his way.

Movie Night

After each stressful week of money managing and handling life as it is, watching a movie with your wife can definitely feel like a breather. Make some popcorn, order some pizza, and make sure the movie is a movie you both are dying to watch. You might very well think that 50 Shades of Grey is the movie of the day, but you’ll be disappointed to find out it was her way of luring you into watching yet another chick flick. A little tease one minute, and the next, you find yourself falling into an abyss of cheesy musical numbers like a hopeless romantic.

Marketing Experts

When you need someone to sell and advertise your old and dusty appliances, don’t look any further. Not even a financial advisor can give you better marketing strategies than your wife can ever give. If there is one person that can persuade and talk people into buying the ancient and worn-out materials lying around your house, it will be a confident woman with a strong will. It takes some will, after all, to get rid of old things in the house. From an oversized stretched-up sweater to a pair of worn-out shoes, trust a woman to be able to sell it through her strong will.

The Unsolicited Opinion

Whether you like it or not, what wear will definitely depend on what your wife thinks. You should check your credit card bills because she might have gone to the extent of buying you a new wardrobe after seeing you decide to wear those jogging pants and university hoodies on a daily basis. Her opinion may be unsolicited, but it is definitely needed. You will never know how helpful these opinions of hers might be; her expense on a classy, new suit may even give the people you work for a better impression of you as their employee. At the end of the day, that suit can get you the promotion you have been waiting for.

Out of the Box

Whenever you need an out of the box idea or a new and creative perspective on things, your wife will always be one call away. After putting much investment into the relationship that has gotten you this far, it is not wrong to ask for their input in order to have a little touch of color and creativity. In return, they will never fail to contribute out of the box, crazy ideas that would stir up a good laugh inside any room. There will never be a dull moment with the help of the witty and creative ideas inside the mind of a woman.

Never Alone

Wives will always be by your side no matter where you are. Even if you are at the station doing work, your wife will always think of ways to make you feel that you are not alone. You may be apart, but video calls and over-the-phone talks will always be a way to connect when you’re both far away from each other. It might even go to the extent that if there isn’t any electricity, a pillow with your wife’s face will keep you safe and warm on a lonely night at the station. A wife will do anything to make you feel her presence in any sort of way.

Say Cheese!

I don’t see dogs smile often, and when I do, it really makes my heart melt. Dogs are undeniably adorable at all times, smiling or not smiling, but looking at this little pug trying to smile will really make you smile as well that you’ll wish all dogs can smile like it and have sets of teeth just like this one. This woman is very fortunate to be seeing this adorable pup’s cute little teeth every single day. She definitely made the right call for these set of munchers. You’d definitely need some roof repair right here because this little one’s cuteness is through the roof!